(Hic!) It Wasn’t My Driving, It Was the GPS Device…

pygmalion05 —  June 21, 2012 — Leave a comment

A woman accused of drunkenly driving her car into a golf course sand trap told cops that her GPS device told her to do it.

Police say that it was more likely … the half liter of vodka that she admitted to drinking at around 10 a.m. that day — or maybe the large Burger King cup containing an alcoholic beverage that officers say was found in her car.

After the sandy stunt, officer Randy Lloyd said Patricia Maione, 46, told him her that her car’s GPS device had told her to “turn left,” according to the Worcester Telegram & Gazette.

Lloyd wrote in his report: “She stated that this left brought her into a ‘cornfield’ and once she was in the ‘cornfield’ she kept driving trying to get out of her ‘cornfield,’”

The officer added: “Ms. Maione stated that she did not even like golf.”

The police report says Maione failed an on-scene field sobriety test — she’s been charged with driving with a suspended license, fourth-degree drunken driving, negligent driving — aaaaaaand driving with an open container of alcohol in the car.

Don’t blame the GPS device!!!!

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